Make America Great​.​.​.

by Cosmik (ft. Rhubarb the Bear)

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July the Fourth, we celebrate
Our Independence Day.
And for the past two centuries
We’ve mostly done okay.
But lately we have seen a trend
Of violence and unrest.
And so today I come to you
With just one small request:

It’s time to stop each day at three
And have a lovely spot of tea
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

It’s time to ditch the Status Quo
And give the monarchy a go
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

First we’ll replace imperial with metrics
We’ll even ditch the dollar for the pound
Then we’ll adopt 230 Volt electrics
And hip hooray when Charles is finally crowned!

At roundabouts we’ll all be effed
When we start driving on the left
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

Our social norms will change at once
When we just call each other cunts
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

And when we’re proper British lads and lasses
We’ll go out drinking any time we like.
We’ll order pints of ale instead of glasses
And when we talk, we’ll sound like Dick Van Dyke.

Who cares about Rio Grande?
Cone on, let’s all go down the Strand (Have a banana!)
Make America great…
Britain again.

There’ll be no need for leaving tips
When we go out for fish and chips
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

It’s time to be the home of Harry Potter
And claim the Stones and Beatles as our own
We’ll all list Oxford as our Alma Mater
And health care debt can finally be unknown!

Just like James Bond and Doctor Who
We’ll call the lavat’ry “the loo”,
It’s time to we make America great…
Britain again.

Each week on Facebook we can post
six photos of our Sunday Roast
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

We’ll ‘pologise like proper Brits
And tell them we’d be chuffed to bits
If we could make America great…
Britain again.

So let’s ask Liz to take us back
And we’ll salute the Union Jack
It’s time to make America great…
Britain again.

The day we give the Queen the power
And she shows Trump that other Tower
We’ll finally make America great…
Britain again.

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released May 31, 2019
All instruments and vocals by Cosmik and Rhubarb the Bear

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Cosmik Orlando, Florida

Cosmik is a freelance musical director, accompanist, vocal coach, actor and DJ. He is currently Music Director at the Winter Park Playhouse, in Orlando, FL, and performs regularly at Walt Disney World.  He has also entertained at Anthrocon, Eurofurence, Furry Fiesta, Megaplex, Confuzzled, Mephit Fur Meet, Califur, Just Fur The Weekend and more; his dead dog pub sings at Anthrocon are legendary. ... more

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